LMAO

https://www.jpost.com/science/article-740160 OMG I was already laughing so hard through this, but by the time I got to "half a giraffe" I had tears from laughing. WTF? https://nypost.com/2023/04/26/vermont-school-removes-male-female-terms-from-reproductive-system-lessons/ This one is so sad that it's laughable, everytime that I think it's too hard to stay home and homeschool, and cook meals and clean, I see something like this and I know again that it's WORTH IT, I don't want to put my children back into that evironment. Funny thing is though, I know a man and a woman my age that were homeschooled. One has Multiple personalities and he's voted most likely to become a Jim Jones by some and the other is now a person who produces eggs trying to act like a man in Las Vegas. LMAO My 2 year old can tell these people what's what. My 4 year was looking at the juice and said "I think this is bioengineered, look at the things floating in it." then she was pretending to read the label like me and she said "I wonder what this is." My 2 year said "I'll tell you exactly what it is: it's Juice! and you can't call it anything but JUICE!"

The real issue:

https://www.intheknow.com/post/third-grade-teacher-in-austin-texas-gets-reprimanded-for-teaching-students-about-their-legal-and-constitutional-rights-im-concerned-that-they-find-that-concerning/

One time I was working for SWODA [jtown loop, I had some of the experiences last night that I symbolically had conveyed in the dream I transcibed] and I was teaching job skills training. They gave me the objectives and I created the course. Under teaching about laws, I taught them all about their rights especially their right to form a union. I got pulled into my supervisors office (great guy, but he later ran for senator under a Black lives matter quote "I'm leery to take up black lives matter because I don't agree with most of it, But my advisors told me that's my best Chaunce of winning since I'm black") anyway, he said that there were cameras in the classroom and his superiors [that I never met], told him to take me off the position because I was "teaching about unions and worker's rights." I got put on organizing the special education case files for mentally impaired or abused children, then they sent me to the facility to teach them. It was actually very rewarding.

https://www.thedrive.com/news/new-pov-footage-shows-dodge-caravans-final-moments-before-spacex-starship-explodes "rapid unscheduled disassembly" Lmao the corporate doublespeak lying to be able to skew statistics is out of control. Reminds me of when Norman would get hit with tornadoes, and everyone would have seen the funnel cloud and afterward the damage, yet since the University of Oklahoma is there, it was was always "straight line winds" an "aberrant wind event" etc. looks like my van.

On another strange note, on a hunch, I asked my friend about her experiences with seizures, she said that she wakes up in strange places or suddenly finds herself in the middle of doing something but doesn't remember starting to do it. I don't think that it's just reading The Minds of Billy Milligan I believe that a lot of people in my life have multiple personalities. Three of my family members have always talked about getting "a mental fog" then they zone out, two of them said that they lost jobs over being too slow and losing track of what they were doing. I noticed two of my friends that will be in the middle of talking, then lose their train of thought, and their demeanor and voice change and they say something different. One of them keeps weirding herself out because she keeps having like Freudian slips but they conflict with what she means to say. Oh and all of these are people who don't smoke, and only take prescription drugs.

When illusion spins her web, I'm never where I want to be (Peter Gabriel) https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/ginnie-newhart-dead-bob-newhart-1235400983/ IRL I just found another doubled object and it's something that in 2020 my mom was making a big deal about throwing one away. And I had been thinking about getting a new one because a. I threw one away months ago because it broke and b. the one I have is a style that doesn't work well. Today I've got both the one that broke and the one I've been using sitting side by side. last night there was only one there.

Side note, remembering that your hair was a different color than what it actually was I imagine would be a sign of multiples. For example my mom remembering that her hair was blonde, yet all of her pictures are all dark brown. She also doesn't seem to see me when my hair is dyed. When it was dyed red, she kept referring to me as blonde until I pointed it out, a few times she caught herself saying "I was just telling someone about my daughter, and said 'she's the blonde over there,' and they said 'where' then I realized you have your hair dyed red right now.

One time my ex husband found his own shirt in the house and accused me of cheating because he said it wasn't his shirt. I tried describing to him when he bought it etc. and he had no memory of it. Then I remembered that we had gone out with him wearing it and took pictures. He swears that he doesn't remember any of the pictures and it weirded him out, I chalked it up to drugs and tried to used it to get him to quit. I'm beginning to change from thinking that I'm possibly the only crazy person among sane people to thinking that I'm the only sane person among insane people. But they're my friends and family and I've always been slightly awkward and kinda weird. So let's all dance. I was born in the first rain in November.